Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Safety First!

Babies for Emily!!

Haha not quite, she must marry first!

Which is why I threw her a BRIDAL SHOWER, it was legit, with penis cupcakes and bridal gowns and sex talks. I know it is exactly what every Bridal Shower needs.

Haha we played two games, one where I had asked the Groom, Shane, a bunch of questions and then asked Emily, and any she got wrong she would have had to put a huge piece of hubba bubba gum in her mouth and continue with the questions. She actually did pretty well if I must say myself, and then I gave out prizes I got from the DOLLAR STORE, where I am thinking of relocating my home.

The other game was the roomies had to break up into teams and make bridal gowns and then emily had to judge, which she loved by the way!

Then as a surprise we went to the local Coffee shop, that I heard was having a sex talk, and thought that was a perfect adventure for a Bridal Shower, I mean it was in Provo and quite clean I must say.

also to make in 10x Better, we also wore jammies to the coffee shop chyyyeeaahh! and then we got free condoms and hershey kisses haha! Safety first!

My Romance with Chemicals...

My Chemical Romance, oh yeah!

So on April 8th 2011, I felt a feeling a euphoria.

I went to a My Chemical Romance concert in SLC with my bestie MELINDA and it blew my freakin mind! I mean my brain matter was all over the room by the end of the night! AS WELL AS MELS!

It was like the time I felt the feeling of euphoria at a Lily Allen and Paramore concert. Sooooooo amazing! I don't believe I will ever be that happy, at least until I am married and I will get the feeling of euphoria....when i have my own babies! haha and I won't have to steal other peoples...i mean shhhhh....

So anyways, they played all my favorite songs, along with their new album DANGER DAYS!! I feel like there are so many hidden messages in all the new album covers, I think the world is ending, OMG the All American Rejects-When The World Ends!!! ahhhhh I am so scuurrrreeeddd!!!